If Mattresses Could Talk

by Eoin Hudson October 03, 2012 1 Comment

What if mattresses could talk? Actually, now that I think about it, the idea's pretty terrifying,. Imagine you've just put down your book or your computer and are on your way to dreamland when, WHAM!  Your bed gets chatty. Because, now that I think about it, your mattress would be awake when you sleep. I mean, I couldn't sleep with something lying on top of me--it would be too distracting. So clearly the mattress would be talking while you're trying to sleep.  And, AND, if a mattress could speak would it have a MOUTH? A big old mouth flapping around under the sheets?

Talking mattresses would be horrible...

But I digress.  The point is, if a mattress could talk, what would it say? I've supplied some pictures, let's see if you can supply the captions!

 

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Eoin
Eoin

October 03, 2012

I’ll go first! Just to get the ball rolling.

1. “I learned this move watching WWW Raw”
2. “What… A… Night…”
3. “Sooo… Where we going’ fellas?”

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